I think screen shots are currently
my favorite thing in the world.
Besides Mr. Schroeder, of course.
I also think I may lose a few followers after posting this..
but too bad. so sad.
The matriarch and I send the most random texts
we possibly can.
We are the weirdest that you can get. Probably.
And I love it.
I love that I don't have a normal mom.
Or a fluffy mom.
But a funny mama
who makes me laugh
and want to be more bizarre. Each day.
I'm such a hysterical rascal.
There's a boy that won't take a hint.
Even when [he knows] I am married.
probably the stupidest slang/abbreviation
in the world.