This post excludes Shelby Metcalf & Lars..
Their ways are rather classy.
So I have like 8 close friends getting married this summer.
It's a little out of control.
I don't mean to be rude,
but I am pretty grateful to be in Virginia Beach.
I haven't been treated very nice lately
by some of these wacked bride-zillas.
My friends have gone mad.
I am really sorry.
But I am not going to drop EVERYTHING
to help you out at one particular moment.
I am happy to help.
I really am.
This day should be all about you.
This day should be perfect.
But that does NOT mean
you can treat me like
something digested by your dog.
That is all.