carly rae jepsen.
that song of hers needs to stop being played.
i changed my car radio three different times..in a row
and that little lamebrain was playing on each station.
i am nearly positive you have all heard
of the narcotic 'bath salts' people are on.
and how it makes you crave flesh?
there has been quite a few people
getting their faces munched off.
the first time mr. schroeder told me that,
i laughed my head off for a quarter of an hour.
i carry mace now...
in case someone is reaallyy lusting after my face.