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okaaayy i'm over it

carly rae jepsen. 
that song of hers needs to stop being played.
i changed my car radio three different times..in a row
and that little lamebrain was playing on each station.



i am nearly positive you have all heard
of the narcotic 'bath salts' people are on.
and how it makes you crave flesh? 
yeah...eerie.

there has been quite a few people 
getting their faces munched off.
the first time mr. schroeder told me that,
i laughed my head off for a quarter of an hour.

i carry mace now...
in case someone is reaallyy lusting after my face.

7 comments

  1. Okay, this is actually hilarious. hahaha

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  2. you make me laugh period.

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  3. want to swap buttons? I have yours on my blog :)

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  4. Too funny! Glad I found you tonight! LOVE your wedding dress.... that's really why I commented! SOOOOO lovely!

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  5. I just lol'd! That song is annoying. And crazy that bath salts make you want to chew someone's face off. Cray.


    xo,
    jessie

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  6. HAHA! You are hilarious girl! Just found your blog and I've loved getting to know you better, I'm excited to follow along! It's not every day a blogger makes me genuinely laugh!

    new follower :)
    bonnie
    bonnielouisa.blogspot.com

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  7. ahhh! That is so funny :) I did the same thing yesterday, and finally just gave up and sat in silence! It is getting out of control...


    p.s. i'm your newest follower!

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