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Peanut Butter & Pregnancies

i have these odd cravings for peanut butter.
like mad.

i eat nearly a tablespoon a day.
no. i am not tricking you.



i also have gotten pregnancy inquiries
approximately 7-8 times this week.

guess what? 
i am pregnant.


really? 
nope.

but i will be sure to let you know 
before the baby makes its way out.

i know it's completely normal to be asked that 
a lot when you are a newlywed.
and i love love love
fooling people to thinking i am preggers.

additionally, 
mr. schroeder 
came marching into the kitchen today
standing with his chest puckered out.

yeah.
he put my bra on. 
and swore he would torture me with tickles
if i didn't delete the picture.


i had to, guys.

5 comments

  1. You are the biggest dork of the year. I am not going to ever believe you when you really are pregnant. And by the way, that is exactly how I ruined it for myself eating peanut butter. I used to eat a big spoonful each day as my after school snack, now I cannot eat peanut butter at all, unless of course its Brian Hansens peanut butter bars.

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  2. you are such a punk.
    and trevsk. i knew i always liked him.

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  3. I'm going to start calling you Rachel. Remember when she kept stealing mom and dads peanut butter? Soooooo funny! You should definitely make peanut butter bars. Or go eat baskin Robbins choc peanut butter ice cream. Congrats on your pregnancy! Woo-hoo!!

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  4. Hahahahah! Oh my word that is the funniest photo I have ever seen. Plus, too bad you aren't prego! You guys will have ADORABLE children!

    xoxo Vanessa
    vanessawittemer.blogspot.com

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  5. Haha, love that. I constantly get the "you guys should start having kids and when are you going to start having babies" looks. I mean, geeze guys. Let us be married for a second, and then we will be all over making babies. ;)

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