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crab and spider can go get their legs ripped off

there was a freakin crab on my toe at the beach last week...
i forgot about it until i realized that my toe reeallly hurt!

when i looked down, half of my toe-nail was missing.
that and my cutesy shellac was completely ruined.


cute toes, ehh? pshh...not.

i also got a spider bite this week.
on my BUTT.
so funny...but it realllyyy hurts.

the crab and the spider suck.
i hate them.

10 comments

  1. Ohhhh yuck. That is the worst. I HATE spiders. I always make Devin kill them. It is amazing that your survived...Is that a little overly dramatic? Anyways chica love you and good luck with the move!

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  2. Spider bits on the bum are the worst.
    like times a million. but also, as you said, very funny.
    -rach

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  3. thanks for your sweet comments! cute blog!

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  4. Wait - So the crab ate off your toenail? That is so weird! Lol, atleast you were on a beach though :)

    www.dysfunctionaleverafter.com

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    1. hahaha! I love you, man! No. It was on my toe. And I think it's lil' stupid pinchers pinched meh. . it like bent my toe-nail but it ended up falling off. rude, right?!

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  5. OMG! That happened to me today with a crab but he was biting the heck out of my hand.. i chased him though so i had it coming.. but he didnt bite off my toe.. just ate my hand skin. AND get this.. last night there were two HUGE spiders in my room :/ we're talking tennis ball size! (way long legs.) Kill them. all of them. DIE!!!!

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  6. I hate all crabs and all spiders! I agree with them getting their legs cut off. and their head. and they can get squished too. My brother-in-law was in Honduras and a spider LAID EGGS IN his forehead! UNDER the skin. DISGUSTING. And that crab ruined your cute nails :(

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  7. YIKES! it took your toenail off? that's really weird. i guess that's what you get for going to the beach. HAHAHAHA.

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  8. cute shoes though! :)

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  9. OMG!Are you better now??
    Bad karma dear!
    Kisses*

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