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the things he does in his sleep

sometimes, i like to have a whole bunch of fun with mr. schroeder.
by having conversations with him--once he's already asleep.
last night was a different kind of night.
i probably caught a total of one hour of sleep.
he wouldn't stop talking to me! but i also couldn't help it because i was laughing so hard.

i even pulled out the iPad & started documenting every little thing he said.

mr: "i feel like an apricot." 

me: "babe? can ya please stop snoring for me?"
mr: "want me to go into the kitchen? k. i'm going. night. sweet dreams, pineapple breath." 

me: "whoa! how come you keep jumping so much?"
mr: {yelling} "i'm NOT jumping. i'm a ssskkyyyscraper-skyscraper"

mr: "whoa. you're like cowapunga-pullin my chicken."

this is the best part...
he jumps up in the middle of the night & frantically wakes me up,

"amanda! amanda! my arm! it's gone. it fell off. i don't have an arm!"
of course, i just lay there & laugh my butt off. 
"i'm serious. this isn't funny. i can't find my arm anywhere." 
he pulls out his "missing arm" from underneath himself and said, 
"oh. there it is. it fell off for a minute." 

i talk in my sleep. but not too often. and not too funny like this.
i am entertained at all hours of the night.
but today, i am in an oversized hoodie with my hair in a mess & walking like a zombie.
worth it? i think so.

18 comments

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! i am DYING! i've got some pretty hilarious stories of my BFF talking/sleepwalking in her sleep. her dreams are SO real to her! she broke her arm sleepwalking/talking once. too funny. then this one time, she was staying at my house, and she FLEW off the couch to the other side of the room, curled up in a ball on the floor and was YELLING at me to get up and get to the other side of the room fast. of course i'm like, "why?!" and she yells "JUST GET OVER HERE!!!!" so i start thinking something super serious is happening by the couches and so i fly outta bed too, and run over there....she YELLS at me to turn on the lights...so i do...immediately she sighs super loud.. "OHH...it's not real....whew." she had a dream that a 5 foot spider was over there by the couches about to eat us alive. i couldn't stop laughing. i barely slept that night cause it was too hilarious!

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  2. hahahaah soooo worth it! Thats hilarious!

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  3. Hilarious. That's like a free comedy show every night! Ace.

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  4. wow that is so stinkin' hilarious!! hahahaha

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  5. Oh that is priceless! There's an app you can get on your phone called sleep talk recorder. The hubs and I use it. So many laughs!

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  6. THAT IS AMAZING...oh my gosh so funny. "I feel like an apricot" might be my favorite, or the skyscraper, i'm rolling laughing.

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  7. pineapple breath??! oh my gosh! that is hilarious! i've never heard someone talk that crazy in their sleep! thank goodness for hoodies is right!

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  8. ahahahahahaha thanks for the laugh. That's so funny.
    Once my husband sat up and said "We're going to need a turtle, annnnd a klenex"
    I really want to know where that one was going!

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  9. oh my heck I am dying of laughter!! hahahahahahhahaahahahha this is sooo funny Amanada! You need to film it!!

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  10. oh my goodness.. funniest thing of my life. that is absolutely hilarious. my sister used to have full on conversations with me when we were younger.. it was my favorite.

    xoxo

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  11. I just almost wet my pants. In school. You could go viral with stuff like that.

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  12. Hahaha. You win my favorite post of the day. That is HILARIOUS.
    My sister talks in her sleep, but not quite this much. My roommate talks in her sleep a little more, but it's not this funny.

    I'd take the sleepiness and messy hair any day for that.

    allisonleighann.blogspot.com

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  13. Woa....that's crazy. I thought Trevor was so mellow, I guess he makes up for it in his sleep! :) Hehehehe!

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  14. Oh my gosh! I am DYING of laughter right now! Wow. That's pretty amazing. Definitely would be hard to sleep with good entertainment like that going on!!!

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  15. Maybe it's the weather, my husband has been talking in his sleep sooooo much lately! That is hilarious, the arm one is my favorite.

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