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the secret menu revealed

when mr. schroeder & i got married, 
he fell in love with jamba. i mean, he really likes it. 
the other day, he was sick & so i went to buy him a jamba.
before i leave, i decide to mention this little important key factor: 
"you should try something from the secret menu for once..."
"THERE'S A SECRET MENU? i didn't know that. what's on it?!"

if you aren't aware of the jamba juice secret menu,
i highly suggest you educate yourselves below.
everything is amazing & just wonderful. i found this site
they are supposedly saying they have the recipes to {some}.
so i will provide those below, too! 
enjoy your jambas, cuties. & it's january 1st. and you are loved.




pink star - a.k.a. pink starburst.
6 oz. lemonade.
6 oz. soy milk.
one scoop of each: 
pineapple sherbet
raspberry sherbet
lime sherbet
orange sherbet
strawberries
ice

sourpatch kids
a sourfest
12 oz. lemonade.
one scoop of each: 
pineapple sherbet
raspberry sherbet
lime sherbet
orange sherbet
one scoop blueberries

white gummi bear
unhealthy. but is most definitely a jewel.
6 oz. peach juice
 4 oz. soy milk
one scoop of each: 
lime sherbet
raspberry sherbet
orange sherbet
pineapple sherbet
1 scoop ice
1 scoop mangoes

blue gummi bear
there isn't a blue gummi bear. but there is a drink for it, folks! 
soy milk
raspberry juice
1/2 c. pineapple sherbet
1/4 c. raspberry sherbet
1/4 c. orange sherbet
1/2 c. frozen mangoes
1/2 c. blueberries
1/2 c. ice

skittles
drink the rainbow
1 c. peach lemonade
1 scoop lime sherbet
2 scoops frozen yogurt
2 scoops frozen strawberries
2 scoops ice

orange dream machine
available to any member of the dream team
1/2 c. milk
1/2 c. orange juice
2 scoops vanilla yogurt
2 scoops orange sherbet
1/2 c. ice

chocolate covered strawberries
let's talk about the most indulging thing through a straw...
1 scoop frozen yogurt
1 scoop strawberries

red gummi bear
this or the white? so hard to choose.
6 oz. raspberry juice
4 oz. soy milk
one scoop of each: 
lime sherbet
raspberry sherbet
orange sherbet
pineapple sherbet
1 scoop ice
1 scoop strawberries

*fruity pebbles {my favorite!}
you have to try it. it's mandatory if you are reading this.
12 oz. soy milk
one scoop of each:
lime sherbet
orange sherbet
pineapple sherbet
raspberry sherbet

a super inappropriate name i don't feel like disclosing but it's a really good drink....
a lovely drink that makes you go numb. probably a brain freeze?
12 oz. peach juice
2 scoops pineapple sherbet
1 scoop strawberries
1 scoop mangoes

rainbow sherbet

green gummi bear
a little bit of sweet & a little bit of sour

thank you jesus
6 ounces lemonade
6 ounces soy milk
3 scoops strawberries
1 scoop pineapple sherbet
1 scoop lime sherbet
1 scoop ice

hello jesus
this drink will have you die, go to heaven, give some high fives, and then return back to life. 

strawberries lightnin'

another really inappropriate name i don't feel like disclosing...but yummy yummy, too!

raspberry dreamin'

strawberry shortcake
the secret here is pineapple. really? yes.
6 oz. pineapple juice
6 oz. soy milk
3/4 c. frozen yogurt
1/2 c. strawberries
1/4 c. pineapple sherbet
1/4 c. ice

butterfingers
guilty pleasure. gimme. 
2 oz. carrot juice
8 oz. chocolate base
2 scoops peanut butter
2 scoops frozen yogurt
1 scoop ice

melonade wave
holy melons. but really. 

sunny delight
it's sunny delight. with a lil' extra dose of 'delight.'

now & later

pineapple dreamin'

chocolate covered gummi bear
chocolate & gummi's. it doesn't get better, so...
refer to white gummi bear & add chocolate base as desired

reese pieces

san diego
probably created in san diego.

berry depressing
cures depression. maybe. 

pink gummi
if gummis wore a dress, this one would. 

lemonade lightnin'

tropical tango
taste the ocean. instantly. just kidding though. 

apple pie

blue topia

white fruity pebbles
racist version of fruity pebbles.

tootsie roll
oh baba.

*pacific passion {Mr. Schroeder's favorite!}
1 c. passionfruit-mango juice
1 c. pineapple sherbet
1 c. strawberries
1/2 c. peaches
1/2 c. ice

andres' surprise

pink fruity pebbles
you can only order this if you are a girl.

peanut butter & jelly

purple dinosaur
6 oz. pomegranate juice
6 oz. soymilk
one scoop of: 
strawberries
blueberries
bananas
frozen yogurt
raspberry sherbet
ice

push pop
so good. just so so good.
ask for a caribbean passion but with 1 scoop of: 
strawberries
mangoes
peaches

2 comments

  1. This all sounds delightful!

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  2. Ok this is so funny because, I, too, am a Jamba fanatic but I HATE (and I rarely hate anything) but I REALLY REALLY DISLIKE fruity pebbles!!!! But I'm more than happy to let you have all of the fruity pebble jambas in the whole world. :) Happy New Year!

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